I See the World with Melancholy Eyes



Apr 19 Reblogged

shanelessly:

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

this video is the greatest thing to ever fucking happen to me

the one where she beeps at her mom though i lose it EVERY time

Apr 18 Reblogged

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

Apr 18 Reblogged

ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.

Apr 17 Reblogged

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)

Apr 17 Reblogged

itsvondell:

laurakvstheworld:

yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

Apr 16 Reblogged

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

Apr 16 Reblogged

Apr 16 Reblogged

(Source: rusttica.com)

Apr 15 Reblogged

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

Apr 15 Reblogged

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

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